This is always the last thing I do every night before I go to bed, which means I’m always cranky by now. I guess that’s both good . . . and bad. Bad, because many nights I just want to get this over with, and good, because it usually means that I’m about to unload on somebody.

Somebody really needs to explain to me who these male adults are in the crowd that are acting like freakin’ 10 year-olds? Who goes to watch fights that they know are fake, but yet they chant “this is awesome” withe every choreographed spot. WHO THE !@#$% are these people, and what the !@#$% is wrong with them?! Then, these same morons are mimicking Finn Balor’s every move like it’s freakin’ Halloween and they’re HIM for the night! Man, these are adult dudes. I’m looking right at them! Who are you? What the !@#$% is your life? You dudes can’t have girlfriends, what women would put up with this type of Pre-K behavior? Elaine dumped Puddy when he painted his face for a Devils’ game, imagine what she would do to these Bozo’s who do the “Olay” signing when that Cabbie dude hits the ring? She’d be hiding under her freakin’ seat in embarrassment.

Is this your “cool”? Or, you way of being “cool”? Is it? Bro, man, get a hobby, or better yet—a freakin’ JOB. You can’t have kids. None of you can have kids. Please don’t say you have kids.

I’d better go to bed before I get myself in even more trouble.

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  1. I feel the same way, but I feel guilty about it. It’s like, on one hand, I know they’re just doing their thing and having fun, but I also look at them as one of the biggest reasons wrestling sucks now. Wrestling mimics modern society in that it’s not the majority who rules, but yet those who have the loudest voice. The masses have turned off wrestling; yet, those morons with the loudest voice dictate the industry’s every move now.

  2. Tell’em Vince! These people are weak, weak men. Physically weak in body and mentally weak in soul.

    Regarding the eventual transformation of the WWE into an internet only product, someone predicted that Smackdown would eventually be re-branded to NXT.
    Well, it looks like Raw is now NXT!
    That was confirmed last night when Raw was booked exactly like an NXT show.
    We’ll if Smackdown follows the same path.

    How low is Comcast/NBC willing to allow their USA network to slip before they cut the ropes?