WARNING—RANT COMING!!! You know what’s really starting to piss me off? When you go to your local Home Depot with the expectations of fixing a small household problem by the […]
You know what’s really starting to piss me off? When you go to your local Home Depot with the expectations of fixing a small household problem by the simplest means necessary, then you run into the YAHOO wearing the ORANGE APRON, and all of a sudden the five-minute job is an entire afternoon’s work. Why? Because they want you to fix it the right way. SCREW THE RIGHT WAY!!! I want to rig it so it works NOW! If it breaks again—I’LL FIX IT AGAIN!
Here’s my case in point. A line in my sprinkler system severed in half—I’m sure I did it at some point with a shovel—so simple solution–right? Get a piece of a rubber hose, make sure it’s long enough, and use it inside the broken line—to bring the both sides of the line together. Then electrical tape the !@#$% out of it. Simple–right? WRONG? The pumpkin at Home Depot has me buying another piece of pipe, connectors, clamps—are you freakin’ kidding me? I JUST NEED A FREAKIN’ PIECE OF A GARDEN HOSE FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD!!!!
It’s all a gimmick. Everything is a work, and a gimmick. Everybody is working everybody else. I’m just sick of it, man.
How do the Giants get swept by the Padres? I’ll tell you how—THEY S-T-I-N-K!!!