Sex with Bigfoot, Octopus Porn, Latex allergies, Can’t Take A Dick, Goldy Locks‘ horrible trip to the ER, and roommates whose Johnsons catch fire. All THIS week on Goldy’s Closet with special guest Bob McGough of The Essential Guidebook to the Secret Lives of Clams!

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