Never really told this to anyone before . . . but I felt it was time. I really hope that none of you look at me differently from here on in. Even with this admission—I’m still the same guiy that many of you love to hate. Please, God, I’m being brave enough to say this—don’t let anyone hold it against me.

I’ve had a major crush on Marie Osmond for the past 25 years.

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 10: TV Personality Marie Osmond arrives at Broadcast Television Journalists Association's third annual Critics' Choice Television Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on June 10, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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  1. I don’t know how I can go on living after having heard this astonishing confession. Oh wait, Marie Osmond? Yeah she’s always tended towards hot, although she’s been off my radar for the better part of a decade now.